Put Active RFID Satellite Tags in SpongeBobs
SpongeBob has been in the news a lot lately, he has been a kidnapped Victim. Instead of wasting time with an Amber Alert for SpongeBob, why not put an Active RFID Satellite Tags in the SpongeBobs so we can track them to the culprits.
This would surely be a major […]
Noted director now required to urinate in public, spit on Americans.
PARIS, France (Mike’s Newswire) — President Jacques Chirac bestowed his Country’s most prestigious title upon U.S. film director Steven Spielberg, making him a knight in the French Legion of Honor on Sunday, hailing him as one of the “blancs d’élite” who is “committed to hatred […]
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DOG DITTY DAILY #3
A Motivational Moment for Misguided Masters & Mutts
Compiled by Hugo Hotagen, DDD (Duke of Doorknobs &
Doghouses), a loyal lapdog-in-training apprented to the affable,
agnostic and all-round air-headed Court of the Quipping
Queen.
A quirky, quizzical and sometimes questionable quotidian
quotation, in honor of the “Year of the Dog”, follows
herewith:
“To his dog, […]
An MRI (or magnetic resonance imaging) scan is a radiology technique which uses magnetism, radio waves, and a computer to produce images of body structures. The MRI scanner is a tube surrounded by a giant circular magnet. The patient is placed on a moveable bed which is inserted into the magnet. The magnet creates a […]
There once was a boy named Terry. He was a nice fella but he had a few issues. One of his biggest issues was that he always tried to be a sick kunt. He used to be like this because he thought he needed to be seen by others in a particular way. This was […]
Developing an online marketing strategy is essential before you do any marketing or promotion of your business. Without a strategy it’s like stabbing around in the dark, not knowing what you want to achieve. You risk your marketing becoming unfocused and not producing the results you really want.
An online marketing strategy is the general […]
Austin Powers 2Austin: I don’t care if he is a fat bastard Felicity. You don’t kick a man in the pills. It’s just not cricket.
City Slickers Quote PageMitch: You know that’s such a lovely image… “fuck her brains out.” It ranks right up there with that other classic: “bang the shit out of her. […]
Sir,
Sub: Application for an English-teaching position
I am given to understand that your esteemed institution has a vacancy for an English Teacher and that you are offering a good remuneration package. In fact, I think, I will be happy to work for a little less than you’d like to offer if you will agree to turn […]
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JOBS FOR THE JOLLY-MINDED – Or, Oxymoron Occupations For the Faint of Heart –
By Theolonius McTavish, a certified four-leaf clover grower, a vicarious fast-living/slow-eating consultant, and babbling Blarney-kissing protocol advisor from across the pond (who simply adores jumping into his SuperStud spandex bodysuit on the least little whim)
Scrolling through my […]
Evidence of after-hours activity turned up at a Big Boy restaurant salad bar in Detroit last week, embarrassing not only the perpetrators, but nearly everyone associated with the company.
Apparently, Mike Finney and Rhonda Carrion were working together to close down the restaurant’s soup, salad and dessert bar and, with no one else around, culminated a […]